Privacy policy

Last updated: 2026-05-26 · Consent version: 1

This page explains what Justin Parlette, Your Funny Friend collects, why, and the choices you have. Justin Parlette, Your Funny Friend is the data controller. Questions? Use the contact page.

What we collect

Always — necessary

These cookies and storage are required for the site to function and are not optional. They do not track you across other sites.

• Session and security — login, form CSRF, anti-spam (Cloudflare Turnstile).
• Consent record — a consent cookie that stores your category choices for 6 months and the policy version you accepted.
• Server logs — Cloudflare may log IP addresses and request metadata for security and abuse prevention. Logs are retained per Cloudflare's policy.

Your choices

• Cookie preferences — change your category choices any time. The banner re-appears whenever we update the categories or vendors above. You can also delete the consent cookie in your browser to be re-prompted.
• Do Not Track — modern browsers send this signal inconsistently, so we don't rely on it. Use the cookie preferences instead.
• Right to access, correct, or delete — under GDPR (EU/UK), CCPA (California), and similar laws, you can request a copy of any personal data we hold and ask us to correct or delete it. Use the contact page.

EU / UK visitors

Under GDPR and the UK GDPR / PECR, we ask for consent before any non-necessary cookies are set or any third-party scripts are loaded. Until you accept, only the necessary category runs. We rely on consent (Article 6(1)(a)) for analytics, embeds, and ads, and legitimate interest for security logging and spam prevention.

California visitors

Under the CCPA / CPRA, you have the right to know what personal information is collected, to opt out of sale or sharing, and to delete personal information. Justin Parlette, Your Funny Friend does not sell personal information. To exercise your rights, use the contact page.

Hosting and processors

• Cloudflare Workers — hosting and CDN. Site served from justinparlette.com.
• Cloudflare Web Analytics — cookieless, aggregate traffic stats. Always on. Privacy details.
• Cloudflare Turnstile — spam protection on forms. Privacy details.

Changes to this policy

When the categories or vendors above change in any material way, we bump CONSENT_VERSION and the banner re-appears so you can review and choose again. The "Last updated" date at the top reflects the most recent change.